Spam Poetry

[revena]

I'm pretty sure that no one is as amused by this as I am, but I just love weird spam titles. I mean, seriously, check these out:

honorably exacerbate
pew compensation
fiberglass asphyxiation
officious itinerant
snuggle diligence
hangover saint
Your cash, mid-stride
Your cash, owl-eyed
piano tint

Don't you feel a little inspired to write poetry, now? Or maybe a short story explaining how any of those two words would come to exist in one sentence together?

Or is it just that heat is getting to me?

Comments

[aaybara.livejournal.com]

I believe you should always have diligence when snuggling.

[revena.livejournal.com]

Yeah, negligent snugglers are the worst! ;-)