Spam Poetry

[revena]

I'm pretty sure that no one is as amused by this as I am, but I just love weird spam titles. I mean, seriously, check these out:

honorably exacerbate
pew compensation
fiberglass asphyxiation
officious itinerant
snuggle diligence
hangover saint
Your cash, mid-stride
Your cash, owl-eyed
piano tint

Don't you feel a little inspired to write poetry, now? Or maybe a short story explaining how any of those two words would come to exist in one sentence together?

Or is it just that heat is getting to me?

Comments

[aaybara.livejournal.com]

I believe you should always have diligence when snuggling.

[revena.livejournal.com]

Yeah, negligent snugglers are the worst! ;-)

[mirli.livejournal.com]

I guess that the hangover saint is the Christian counterpart to the Oh God of Hangovers...

By the way, raspberrysalmon occasionally delights me with lyric spam like that as I hardly ever get spam. Can't remember if I posted this quote from L. Sprague de Camp's The Unbeheaded King (1983) before:

Temper the bejeweled interpleading,
Monotheistic, fair, letter-perfect;
Counterchange an alien thither.
We prevaricate, junket despumate,
And traverse plumate lanes.
Intercommunication is pixilated.
Explanation: liquoricity incorrigible ...

[revena.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's awesome!

[greyathena.livejournal.com]

I've been getting ones that all start with "Your future, (noun noun)." And ones that contain nothing but paragraphs of nonsense words, my favorite of which ended with "blacklist meow" (which is a great name for a band). Yesterday I got one that said something like "Solve your carnal worries, more or less," which is the most lukewarm Viagra ad ever. :)

[revena.livejournal.com]

Blacklist Meow would make for a pretty awesome band name...

I think adding "more or less" to the end of any advertising claim is probably marketing suicide.