Funny Things Said at D&D
Aug. 7th, 2005 05:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
revenaSo Dan's character, Janar, nearly iced the CR 15 dragon all by himself, today. He crept up on poor old Gorgorygmai while he was sleeping, and almost managed a coup de grace (sp? My PHB is in the other room, and I'm feelin' the lazy...). Janar's last sneaking roll was less than stellar, though, and nothing brings a half-awake dragon up to full alertness quite like a sword in the neck.
Anyway, there were a few funny things said at the game, as there often are, and I wrote 'em down in my notebook. In so doing, I noticed that I've got a bit of a backlog, here. So here are some humorous lines that have been uttered at my D&D games:
As Isaac shows up an hour late, looking rumpled and still rather half-asleep:
Erik: Ok, what's your excuse?
Isaac: I got critically hit by a wedding.
After I ask if anyone minds if I undo the top button on my pants, and Isaac mumbles something about strippers:
Jameson: If you stuff dollar bills into my girlfriend's pants, I will hit you.
Erik: If you stuff dollar bills into my sister's pants, I will protect you from Jimmy... long enough to hit you myself.
Some older stuff:
Erik: As I fly overhead, I say "stick to the fire attacks!" and then... octopus.
? (maybe Erik again): Hahahahaha! You are so running into sticks, you stupid cavalry!
Erik, but in-character as Abaas: Oh, yeah, you guys don't know Emlyn - If we get thrown in jail, it's all just a practical joke.
Still Erik, I think: So for future reference, your spellcaster is wearing banded mail. Die a little closer!
Jameson (not actually in-character as Emlyn, though he certainly could be): If anyone here is dashingly handsome, it is me.
Erik: Dude, they're misogynistic elves! We're gonna strike a blow for equal rights!
In conclusion, D&D is funny. And so is my brother.
Anyway, there were a few funny things said at the game, as there often are, and I wrote 'em down in my notebook. In so doing, I noticed that I've got a bit of a backlog, here. So here are some humorous lines that have been uttered at my D&D games:
As Isaac shows up an hour late, looking rumpled and still rather half-asleep:
Erik: Ok, what's your excuse?
Isaac: I got critically hit by a wedding.
After I ask if anyone minds if I undo the top button on my pants, and Isaac mumbles something about strippers:
Jameson: If you stuff dollar bills into my girlfriend's pants, I will hit you.
Erik: If you stuff dollar bills into my sister's pants, I will protect you from Jimmy... long enough to hit you myself.
Some older stuff:
Erik: As I fly overhead, I say "stick to the fire attacks!" and then... octopus.
? (maybe Erik again): Hahahahaha! You are so running into sticks, you stupid cavalry!
Erik, but in-character as Abaas: Oh, yeah, you guys don't know Emlyn - If we get thrown in jail, it's all just a practical joke.
Still Erik, I think: So for future reference, your spellcaster is wearing banded mail. Die a little closer!
Jameson (not actually in-character as Emlyn, though he certainly could be): If anyone here is dashingly handsome, it is me.
Erik: Dude, they're misogynistic elves! We're gonna strike a blow for equal rights!
In conclusion, D&D is funny. And so is my brother.
