Questions that Keep Me Awake at Night

Okay, so I was eating french fries earlier, and saving out the softest ones to eat last, and then I started thinking about how much I prefer soft fries as opposed to crisp ones, and that I also feel this way about cookies, and suddenly I had to know how other people feel about this important issue! Thus, a poll:

[Poll #1337576]

I think non-US-English speakers might say chips where I say fries, and maybe sometimes biscuit where I say cookie, if that helps you figure out what your answers are. I mean, assuming you're concerned enough about answering accurately to worry about it at all.