I don't think we're much into converting people, we'd rther just look at our gold. I usually tell people trying to convert me that I'm a catholic, they always go away immediately. I think for some reason they seem to have the impression catholics are unconvertable.
My friend Chris usually invites them in, sits them down and leaves them because "It's not like they're going to nick anything, c'mon, I'm busy!"
Whereas my friend Nick has the highly original method of opening the door naked. Apparently once they've seen 'little Nick' they lose their enthusiasm.
But hey! Free literature! Like you were ever going to refuse!
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Date: 2005-05-14 08:49 pm (UTC)My friend Chris usually invites them in, sits them down and leaves them because "It's not like they're going to nick anything, c'mon, I'm busy!"
Whereas my friend Nick has the highly original method of opening the door naked. Apparently once they've seen 'little Nick' they lose their enthusiasm.
But hey! Free literature! Like you were ever going to refuse!