Character Pairing Meme

[revena]

After spending an hour at a wifi-tastical Starbucks this afternoon, I guess my father's thirst for the internet was increased rather than particularly satisfied. Here we are at another Starbucks. I've long since finished downloading the articles I'm meant to read for my Women and Literature course on Monday, but I don't think I've got enough time to do anything really substantial. So, I shall meme!

Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc.

I added the sources in parentheses, since several of these characters are likely to be unfamiliar to most people. If anyone felt compelled to write fic with any of these pairings, I suspect that I'd be heartily amused.

Achilles (Iliad) / Agent 355 (Y: The Last Man) Theirloveissoviolent!
Ametrine Bedros (Valmai Hammerhand stories) / Buttercup (Power Puff Girls) Femslash!
Data (Star Trek TNG) / Darth Vader (Star Wars) Hehehe... "Fully functional"...
Emlyn Tamesis (Valmai Hammerhand stories) / Gambit (X-Men) Mmm... Rogueish men...
Garnet (Valmai Hammerhand stories) / Ginevra Weasley (Harry Potter) Well, that one's a bit disturbing. I'll just go ahead and stop thinking about it, now...
Harry Potter (Harry Potter) / Hermione Granger (Harry Potter) Bo-ring.
Holofernes (Biblical story of Judith) / Jessenia Ibtesam (Valmai Hammerhand stories) I suspect this won't end well for Holofernes. He has such bad luck with seductive women.
Judith (Biblical story of Judith) / Judith’s Maidservant (Biblical story of Judith) It does say she knew no man for all the rest of her days...
Kaadin (Valmai Hammerhand stories) / Nightcrawler (X-Men) ...yeah, I got nothin'
Minerva McGonagall (Harry Potter) / Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars) They could totally commiserate about their obnoxious, rebellious students...
Revena, Goddess of Thieves (Magrathea) / Severus Snape (Harry Potter) This one cracks me up. Not really any more than the other ones do, though, I guess.
Storm (X-Men) / Valmai Hammerhand (Valmai Hammerhand stories) I'm not sure how well the whole lightning thing would combine with Valmai's usual mode of dress...

Well, that was fun. *ponders what to do next*