Heirs

The 31st Valmai Hammerhand story is up. It's a bit shorter than the last few have been, but it's quite dense with information. Hopefully, the next one will be ready in less than a week.

"But why? Why you? I could almost wish that you hadn’t warned me… It would be me dead, then, but it would have been a cleaner death than this. And then you would be –"

Filing Fun

We've got a new employee down here in the Accounting Dungeon. She seems really nice, and I quite like her so far. The job she's taken over, though, is the one that involves all the check writing and so on, and therefore produces the bulk of the material that I'm responsible for filing. And, because she's new, she keeps putting stuff in the wrong slots in my to-file box. For every letter of the alphabet I've filed so far, I've had to re-sort at least three documents. Not a big deal, and she'll learn all the client names and so on really quickly, I'm sure... But it does mean that my job is even more tedious than usual, right now, because I can't even turn my brain off and just file, what with having to watch out for the mis-sorted items.

So, yeah, I'm a bit exasperated. Also, we're out of goldfish crackers, which makes me very sad. Jokes and humorous stories and so on would certainly be appreciated.