Funny Things Said at D&D

So Dan's character, Janar, nearly iced the CR 15 dragon all by himself, today. He crept up on poor old Gorgorygmai while he was sleeping, and almost managed a coup de grace (sp? My PHB is in the other room, and I'm feelin' the lazy...). Janar's last sneaking roll was less than stellar, though, and nothing brings a half-awake dragon up to full alertness quite like a sword in the neck.

Anyway, there were a few funny things said at the game, as there often are, and I wrote 'em down in my notebook. In so doing, I noticed that I've got a bit of a backlog, here. So here are some humorous lines that have been uttered at my D&D games:

As Isaac shows up an hour late, looking rumpled and still rather half-asleep:

Erik: Ok, what's your excuse?
Isaac: I got critically hit by a wedding.

After I ask if anyone minds if I undo the top button on my pants, and Isaac mumbles something about strippers:

Jameson: If you stuff dollar bills into my girlfriend's pants, I will hit you.
Erik: If you stuff dollar bills into my sister's pants, I will protect you from Jimmy... long enough to hit you myself.
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