A (Not Very) Important Decision

I'm trying to take care of ordering my graduation announcements, but I can't decide which style is less ugly. Maybe you all have an opinion?
( Pictures and a poll, behind the cut )

FAT.

Ok, seriously... Is there anything in the world more demoralizing than sitting down in a chair and having the button of your pants pop off from the strain?

Though, the force with which it rockets across the room is pretty damn entertaining.

I'd be way less amused and more depressed about this if I hadn't lost two pounds this week. As it is, I'm mostly just bummed that I'm going to have to track down the right color of thread in my sewing box...