On Top of the Sauerkraut

[revena]

Jameson: *walking around with sad face*

Me: What's up?

Jameson: I want to hang the Christmas lights, but I can't find the nails.

Me: Those little nails you use for cables? Where were they last?

Jameson: If I knew that, I'd know where they are now.

Me: Not if where they were last was somewhere silly, like the fireplace or the dining room table. Because then I would have put them away in that box in the closet where I put all the tools.

Jameson: *checks the box* *apparently does not find the nails*

Me: I will help you look. *puts on shoes* *checks places in shed* Hm, sorry. I'm out of inspiration.

Jameson: Did you find a hammer?

Me: You couldn't find a hammer? There's one in that box in the closet!

Jameson: *shrugs*

Me: *goes to get hammer* *FINDS NAILS RIGHT NEXT TO IT*

Jameson: ...I love you?