First-Person Narrator

I've had this theory that the cats on my road are trying to take over the world for years, they have a whole command structure. There's a black cat who is the leader, a tabby who's in charge of security, a cute little white cat who is totally the propaganda co-ordinator and finally the tortoiseshell who is commander of their armies.

I love your cats, they're so funny, I want the fanfic cat.