AUGH.

[revena]

OMG OMG OMG

I just went to scan a document for one of the accountants, and when it came out of the scanner... UGH. There were COCKROACH PIECES ON IT.

THERE IS AT LEAST ONE COCKROACH IN MY SCANNER.

I think I need to make high-pitched noises of distress and flail my hands around some more. Excuse me.

AUUUUGHGHHG!

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[cavalaxis]

So, lemme get this straight. Scanned doc had picture of bug parts or original doc had actual bug parts on it?

I guess it's also because I grew up in Texas. Dead bug parts don't hold any terror any more. Live spiders, yes. Dead insects, not so much.

[revena.livejournal.com]

I inserted a clean document into the scanner. Scanner made noises like there was a paperclip or something in it. Document came out with smushed roach on it.

[cavalaxis]

Okay, ew.

My initial reading was incorrect.

Ew ew ew.