Spam Poetry

[revena]

I'm pretty sure that no one is as amused by this as I am, but I just love weird spam titles. I mean, seriously, check these out:

honorably exacerbate
pew compensation
fiberglass asphyxiation
officious itinerant
snuggle diligence
hangover saint
Your cash, mid-stride
Your cash, owl-eyed
piano tint

Don't you feel a little inspired to write poetry, now? Or maybe a short story explaining how any of those two words would come to exist in one sentence together?

Or is it just that heat is getting to me?

Comments

[mirli.livejournal.com]

I guess that the hangover saint is the Christian counterpart to the Oh God of Hangovers...

By the way, raspberrysalmon occasionally delights me with lyric spam like that as I hardly ever get spam. Can't remember if I posted this quote from L. Sprague de Camp's The Unbeheaded King (1983) before:

Temper the bejeweled interpleading,
Monotheistic, fair, letter-perfect;
Counterchange an alien thither.
We prevaricate, junket despumate,
And traverse plumate lanes.
Intercommunication is pixilated.
Explanation: liquoricity incorrigible ...

[revena.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's awesome!